Programmer Humor
- When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression
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- Writing documentation
Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:
> You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy. > > I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works > > We are not the same
- Companies updating their websites
Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]
In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.
In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.
In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”
- When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer
Meme transcription:
> Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.
- Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?
Meme transcription:
Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?
Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”
- Sometimes things do go your way
cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998795
> cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794 > > > cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742 > > > > > Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to: > > > > > > 1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious. > > > 2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles. > > > 3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face. > > > 4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]
- Gender.js
spoiler
Gender variability as declarations in JavaScript: const / let / var
Meme is based on Jordan Peterson "approival / disapproval" format, him being a conservative who disapproves of gender fluidity.
Transcript:
- Jordan Peterson approval image: const gender;
- Jordan Peterson angry image: let gender;
- Jordan Peterson crying image: var gender;
- I Hate API like this
- This is Microsoft.
- He returns Webhook success with a code 200 and plaintext 1.
- He returns Webhook failure with a code 200 and a string tells its endpoint returned error 400.
- the string didn't tell what exactly the error.
- Don’t be like Microsoft.
EDIT: Got a few details wrong since this happens a few months ago and this meme used to be on r/ProgrammerHumor. Also the proof: !
