handed to me by a preacher and his wife in a walmart parking lot. he didn't try to shake my hand for scientific reasons i'll assume. name and address on back if anyone's interested.

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/12852298 >> Trump seemed to set the stage for a looming conviction in the hush money-election fraud trial as he addressed the media while the jury deliberated.

There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn't a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren't superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn't viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about????

Unusual kind of post but still religious cringe:

After I finished helping someone I said "have a good day" and walked away, but then she said "you see no god?" Which was confusing before I realized what she was talking about lol. After a second I said "oh yeah haha, I thought it was cute." And she responds with "well I have a good god."

I just said "okay" and walked away again. But I wish I would've asked her if she seriously thought I worshiped a dog with a cone on its head lol.

This is the third time I've gotten a negative comment on my shirt at work. I'm not even anti-religion, I just thought a dog that had to get a cone juxtaposed with him saying he's a god was funny.

Yes, I know I'm stretching the limits of what should be posted here as this isn't actual Religious Cringe...but it is funny*. Magnanimous as the mods are, I'm sure you'll allow me this largesse on today's holiday overlap. Happy Ramadan Homestretch, my infidels! Only 9-ish days (maybe) before Eid Al-Fitr!