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Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she's got my vote.
138 4 ReplyBro y u gotta do me like that?
1 0 ReplyAnd this is why I'll never be president.
88 0 ReplyWell maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
3 0 ReplyI almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don't like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I'm not sure if there's ever been a US president that doesn't like avocado.
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Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
34 0 Replyis it a binary thing? because there's a very good chance it's not mcdonald's, which can't be said for the other side
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I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
16 2 ReplyDon’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
14 0 ReplyI like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
3 3 ReplyNaturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
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Not in my district
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She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
42 2 ReplyAs someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
5 0 ReplyThree dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
6 0 ReplyNow let's not go too far.
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Spiders are a lil freaky looking, but they control bug populations!
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Yikes.
1 10 ReplyBefore you say Trump can too, hamburgers don't count as breakfast.
3 0 ReplyAt least he remembered lol
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