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I already have all these powers... Maaaaan...
Are you the person who keeps mateiralising in my home and screaming "DEFECATE" then disappearing in a puff of fart-cloud?
I've had a leg injury lately and I can't make it to my upstairs bathroom that fast. You have destroyed my stair carpet. The cleaner said it was "unsalvageable" and "honestly shameful". You need to stop.
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