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5d ago

Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections

www.thedailybeast.com Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections

The eccentric former tech CEO famous for his anti-aging efforts compared his nocturnal erections to his 19-year-old son’s.

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I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.
Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.
- i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.
  the guy is obsessed with penile behaviour as a measure of overall health, for some reason, and measured the nocturnal boners of himself, as well as his 19 year old son, as a point of comparison.
  the son shared his dick metrics himself. seems he's well and fully invested in his father's phallocentric longevity scheme.
  
  Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!
- To avoid the popup shit:
  Open page immediately Ctrl A then paste in a text editor
  Often works for me
  
  no.
  
  What are you saying no to? I feel like I'm talking to my toddler nephew.
  Do you not like the suggestion, or it doesn't work for you, or you will not accept a random tip that wasn't even directed at you specifically?
  Do you want some raspberries?
  
  Snozberries? Is it snozberries you want?
  
  raspberries? who said raspberries? i want raspberries!

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