velosaur
velosaur
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This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
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This joke is a bit derivative
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don't forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
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Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
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or the Yomamaisaraptor!
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Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
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...+ Constraptor
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Is that when the humans it ate didn't have enough fibre?
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Don't forget Speedraptor!
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I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!
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It's hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn't have any idea where it went.
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There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.
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