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Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world m-p{3} @lemmy.ca 1 yr. ago

When the pizza party is too expensive, you go with the EncourageMint

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For fuck sake, not even a werther's.
- Hey at least they splurged on actual life savers
  
  There are knock off lifesavers?!
  
  Lifepreservers?
  
  Lifesuckers?
  
  And stapled through the package, ripped the corner and then stapled through the packaging AGAIN.
  
  The employees don't need packaging they probably eat off the floor.
  
  You let your employees eat?
  
  You let your employees use the floor??
  
  I force mine to float through the power of will in order to save on cleaning.
  
  Luxury, I make mine crawl under the floor and dock their pay for every tile they move out of place on my intricate mosaic tile floor.
- Clearly the boss is not a grandparent.

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