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The biological males all spread their enormous beards across the table at the start of every game. They use them to jostle the balls around, scoring points when it isn't even their turn. They wrap their long moustaches around her pool cue and yank her off balance whenever she takes a shot. They put their testicles on the table, painted to look like pool balls. Every single time.
They put their testicles on the table, painted to look like pool balls
oof ouch owie that one got me right in the snooker
Yes. Biologically male pool stars bear this pain so that the rest of us don't have to. That's why they are heroes.
Balliards
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