i was visiting my gfs dad and his wife once cause they live pretty far away. we'd spend a bunch of the day together(his wife never shuts the fuck up) and then apparently she was mad i just wanted to be in my bedroom and not sit in the living room and watch MSNBC and musicals. hand me the gun plz.
My mom used to guilt me into going over to her house and then would spend the entire time on the couch playing with her iPad with the tv on, but would not tolerate me changing the channel even though it was clear she wasn't actually watching it.
IN THE GAME CALL OF DUTY bring a Palestinian flag secretly and then run on stage in front of the cameras hollering "FREE PALESTINE! STOP THE GENOCIDE! 17,000 MURDERED BY ISRAEL, OVER 4,000 CHILDREN MURDERED BY ISRAEL! STOP THE GENOCIDE!"
or something like that in the game CALL OF DUTY.
In case something like anything I have said or have ever said does happen, I do not condone it nor did I expressly order for it to occur. Anything and everything I say, have said, or will ever say is satire and not to be taken seriously.