Trump bizarrely claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it
Trump bizarrely claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it
Donald Trump seemed to allude to sites honoring historical figures that had been renamed. But there have been no moves to change Pennsylvania's name.
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They're going to change the name to Wokesylvania and you'll have to be a gay trans to live there. Look it up.
Transylvania was right there man
Damn it.
Pee-pee is removed, it is now Vaggsylvania
VOTE FOR ME OR THE LIBERAL MEDIA GIVES YOUR SON A FUCKING STUFFED SHARK AND KNEE HIGH SOCKS
Just my son? What about me?
You are too old to be corrupted
Well maybe not with that attitude!
I’VE GOT A BOX FULL OF PINK WHITE AND BLUE KNEE HIGHS HERE, AND THIS GROUP OF ELECTORS OF A DUBIOUS ORIGIN. WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE?
Whoa whoa whoa, lets all calm down now. No need to do anything rash.
Alright then, let’s talk bidness. Are you going to vote for the old man and the sea, or a sentient piece of stupid cheddar?
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
All aboard the Hershey highway!
I am a straight trans gal, is there space for me?
NO!
You MUST be GAY.
😢
Sorry, lady. If you wanted to be trans and stay in
PennsylvaniaWokesylvania, you should have thought about it first and gotten a girlfriend. Now get into Ohio!C'mon man, Transylvania is right there
How dare you damn someone to Ohio. Bah gawd, that lady’s got a family!
Wokesylvania will not tolerate the evil non-gay! Except child, of course. How can the Gay Agenda be enacted otherwise? Children must be corrupted into gayness by drag queen story hours.
Fuck, our dastardly plan is being foretold far too early for this part of the movie! Science damnit!
Oh, I'm sure they'd just LOVE YOU.
(jk)
The liberal media has already corrupted you and, therefore, we have no interest in further altering you.
Awesome!
Damn, I was really hoping for Trumpgofuckyourselfania.
They're gonna make us microdose edibles every morning. To make matters worse there'll be a taco truck on every corner.
Checks out. I looked it up.
I hear it will be turned in to a monarchy and they will crown Taylor Swift Queen for single handedly helping Biden solidify the win in this election.
MUH FREEDOM