The only thing I didn't consciously consider was the content of the Trump Bible, just whatever public domain version has the fewest pages or something surely?
It would be really great if someone added a prank in them, no way anyone in Trump World would catch it.
"Two rebels were crucified with him. One guy on his right. And one guy on his left. People said the f word and other bad words at him a lot, shaking their heads and they said 'You were gonna destroy the temple. And the build it up back in three days? But you can't even save yourself! Jesus - are you really the son of god? If you are - come down from the cross!' But he couldn't do it. It's like me at the New York City trial where I got another democrat Biden judge. They all are very, very unfair to Trump..."