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  • Personally I think it is usually easier to buy the expensive locked item if it is a store that has a separate checkout inside since it makes the employees who interacted with you trust you and you can carry it around the rest of the store as "I'm a real customer who already spent a lot of money" flag while you nab the easier items.

    That’s what I was referring to by suggesting asking for further directions to other items and walking away. You appear as if you’re still shopping and don’t arouse suspicion because most people who steal try to be so covert that they stand out. It’s how I got some batteries lol. Asked the guy to grab it for me then asked where the camping lanterns were at

    In the US, you’re not obligated to stop and show receipts or prove anything. You can just walk out and ignore them. Though a long term plan may involve playing ignorant if caught instead of ignoring them

  • Chat, is it creepy to have a totally unjustified crush
  • I can’t speak for you, but trying to be friends with people who don’t know I have a crush on them, with the goal of never telling them and hopefully moving on, has made me want to put a bullet in my brain. Especially when we become closer and I realize I still liked her. The only way I found any inner peace was by sabotaging it, i.e. telling her my feelings, and ending the relationship. If I could do it again, I’d tell her from the get go. Being rejected doesn’t mean a friendship cannot form, but being rejected when a relationship already exists is much more soul crushing and unlikely to lead to any alternative relationships.

    Rip the band aid, and maybe one day you’ll both look back and laugh your asses of as best friends who truly care and love each other, but just not romantically. Or who knows, maybe it all works out.

  • Chat, is it creepy to have a totally unjustified crush
  • Because people here don’t have positive leftist male role models besides dudes who died decades ago. So you go to the extremes out of ignorance/lack of viewpoints and/or a desire to appear as if you are The One Good Male

  • Chat, is it creepy to have a totally unjustified crush
  • There’s nothing unhealthy about it unless you’re mentally distressed about the sheer act of being attracted to someone or acting impulsively. That’s a whole different issue. Healthy people can fantasize about sex and a future with some stranger and move on with their day without disturbing anyone or themselves

  • Are gamers really that much of a baby that they need to be told to not pre order games from trash studios lol

    Lately I’ve been seeing more virtue signaling from gamers warning each other to not pre order upcoming games. What are you 5 years old lol you need reminders from internet strangers to not spend your money on a series that burned you in the past?

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    Thinking of becoming a content creator. Need some tips

    Do I

    1. Do video essays where I hold a mic and ramble on about video games and quirky news stories and trends or
    2. Host a left adjacent podcast where I riff on the quirky culture and online personalities that exist in the west
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    Second Trump shooter claimed to be a mercenary fighting for Ukraine, recruiting Afghan soldiers in 2023 NYT article

    > With Legion growth stalling, Ryan Routh, a former construction worker from Greensboro, N.C., is seeking recruits from among Afghan soldiers who fled the Taliban. Mr. Routh, who spent several months in Ukraine last year, said he planned to move them, in some cases illegally, from Pakistan and Iran to Ukraine. He said dozens had expressed interest.

    > “We can probably purchase some passports through Pakistan, since it’s such a corrupt country,” he said in an interview from Washington.

    > It is not clear whether he has succeeded, but one former Afghan soldier said he had been contacted and was interested in fighting if it meant leaving Iran, where he was living illegally.

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    Someone give me a quick run down on AMD vs Nvidia on Linux

    I understand that AMD drivers are open source and less of a hassle to work compared to Nvidia. But what else? What model should I look for? I don’t care for raytracing or other dumb gimmicks. Just want to run my map games and cowboy games without lag and crashes. Upscaling compatible is preferred in case I want to play newer slop without buying a new card.

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    Do Catholics actually expect and receive people’s honest list of sins during confessions? How does that even work?

    Dear father. It has been a year since my last confession. Since then, I have

    • Lied to my boss 300 times
    • Disrespected my parents 12 times
    • Got into arguments with my wife 56 times
    • Masturbated 4,530 times
    • Murdered trillions of children 4,530 times
    • Called God’s name in vain 5,900 times
    • Became nihilistic 40 times
    • Participated in 95 gooning sessions
    • Stolen from work 500 times
    • Imagined my wife being naked 600 times

    And I ask for forgiveness for any sins that I’ve forgotten to mention today.

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    The year is 2360. Late Dimension host Xon Æliver-212 is still making jokes about Brumptfd’s tiny hands

    Eternal Dust of the Cheeto Mind: liberals undergo a procedure to erase their memories so they can experience 2016 for eternity.

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    Death to America

    Death to Israel

    Death to Europe

    Death to Saudi Arabia and all the gulf states

    Death to Australia

    And especially death to America

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    Brainstorming an epic rap theme for Kamala Harris/Tim Walz campaign. Need your feedback

    Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a liberal rapper

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    [Intro: Tim Walz] > >Yeah > >Now > >Now is our time > >Now is our time > >(That-that-that-that-that-that be Timmy Walz)

    [Verse 1: Tim Walz] > > Everybody vote for us because we're up now > > Took the stage, and we’re scoring like we made the touchdown > >Swervin' in the rally, polls go up, POTUS not the ballot down > >Used to want the VP, now she's fighting for the countdown > >Pull up with our vision, got a future we can watch > >Whip it up for justice, baby, let’s go out > >Let’s go out, put that vote in, don’t stop > > Stack our votes, count 'em up, saw a lot > > Got the news, not fake news, hit the spot > > 'Lection day, 1600, that’s the block > >Hit the polls, that’s Trump-free > > We’re not here to stress, see > >Now we’re here to rally > >She keep tryna write in me > > Gotta tell my bestie > >Someone call my bestie > >Think I found my bestie > >Link up, make the US free > >You know that we’re pushing hope, we’ll be voting next week > >Know we had to let Joe go ‘cause he can’t suppress me

    [Chorus: Kamala Harris]

    >Uh, walking to the ballot, what it do? (Huh, uh) > >Meet me at the rally with the troops (uh) > >I got red voters, I got blue (huh, yeah) > >Let that vote count and mail it through (huh, uh) > >Biden or Kam' Harri', bro, let’s choose (ooh) > >We gon’ change the game, bring the truth (uh, uh) > >We gon’ take these folks back to school (uh) > >Voters on the floor just like some shoes

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    This is the first verse and chorus. I would appreciate any feedback

    Peace

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