You're viewing a single thread.
easy, the more white and bland and unhealthy: based. the more foreign and vegetabley: woke.
- if white people were eating it in the 70s, it's okay.
- if it's dairy, it's okay, unless it's like some squeaky cheese from the levant.
- if it raises your cholesterol, that's some based epic trad food right there.
- does it have fiber in it? well that's "sus".
- is it seasoned with anything but pepper, salt and oregano? woke alert.
- vegetables get a pass if they're microwaved green peas, soft crinkle cut carrots, or iceberg lettuce.
- parsley is acceptable as a garnish but you better take that off before you eat the sandwich! parsley inside a dish? like an ingredient? hamas.
oregano
What kind of soy liberal are you?
Worse yet, he might be Italian
Soy is the OG woke food and it doesn't get a shout out?
Soy is also one of the biggest crops in America because it's used for feeding basically every meat animal.
You probably eat less soy being vegetarian.
You probably eat less soy being vegetarian.
what no biochemistry does to a mfer
true true. the only acceptable bean is white mushy beans in tomato sauce. soy is for cows and commies, chickpeas are again hamas, and any specialty bean or lentil is woke as hell.
Tomato sauce is sus, better just use ketchup.
the tomato sauce in a can of anglo white beans is pretty much watered down ketchup anyway so
step on me edamame
I'm going to bike down to my local co-op and get a tempeh Ruben and a spicy kale salad to own the chuds.
that salad sounds good as hell
It's kind of weird seeing CHUDs dunk on rich people's preferences, but only when poor people try to do them.