Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous amount of wind to spill everywhere.
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They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
That's it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!
But where would they tow that windmill to, if it's not in the environment?
It"s not in the environment, it's beyond the environment
But there's got to be something out there!?
There's nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the
shipwindmill where the front fell off. And a fire.