Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets
Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets
Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Thursday moved to liquidate his personal assets, agreeing to demands from the families of Sandy Hook victims whom he owes more than $1.5 billion in damages over his lies about the 2012 school massacre.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
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Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?
Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
this dude is definitely made mostly of prions
Oh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing
There's lots of woodchippers out there
Or we could just get a really big blender
I'll do it by hand. For free!
Feet first.
Nah I don't want brain force in my beans
Soylent Green is people!Soybean Green is Alex Jones!