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Dear Keanu: Keep pissing off people on Lemmy, please and thank you. It's so much fun. The Lemmy guys are just jealous because you married and screwed Demi Moore.
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If you have to ask by now, you're kind of not in the know.
Yeah, that’s why they asked.
They might have asked, but why should I answer? I mean, the 1990s and early 2000s are all neatly searchable on the internet. Look it THE FUCK up. This is why you internet computer dorks are all over Keanu Reeves in the first place and hate my comment. Because I'm right. You're all a bunch of nerds and I just hang out here from time to time to remind you that you might like trying actually getting laid. But you never listen. Instead you obsess over Keanu. Maybe you are queer and need to be with Keanu and you're jealous of Demi Moore. *edit note how this got downvoted because the computer nerds in question are also haters of the homosexual people. Lemmy is homophobic and stupid. Both! All at once! Like the rest of the internet! OOO-la-la
Imagine going out of your way to write a 50 line essay that doesn't even contain the answer
Imagine being you. I just imagined being you for like, 20 seconds, and I fell asleep from the boredom. I woke up and just ran over to my computer to tell you this. Because I'm a nice guy. I thought you needed to know that being you is kind of boring and made me fall asleep. I feel like it's my public duty. You might consider not having descendants. Just to populate the world with more interesting people who are intelligent. I think this is pretty easy to do, because nobody would want to procreate with you, anyway.
I can sort of see the point of farming downvotes on Reddit because, as pointless as it is, you can at least see how many you’ve accumulated.
For you to do this here? I’m struggling to understand what you get out of this. Kind of weird man, so maybe you should think about what the point of all this is.
Uncivil. Banned for 5 days.
Do we... want to be in the know?
I thought it was obvious, but apparently it isn't. I'll write a book about it and you can buy it and make me money,
You sound insufferable. Thank goodness we can block people here.
I always forget this exists. Ty!
You're obviously stupid, didn't get my comment, insist on not getting my comment, so why exactly would you make me know, in public, that you are blocking me? For the upvotes? Kinda lame, my dude. Block the living shit out of me. I don't want to talk you you, either, because you're not worthy or smart enough to engage in a conversation with me and you've saved me a lot of time so I can talk to people that are worthy of my time. I mean, I'm sorry you're dumb. But you just are, and I can't do anything about that.
Kids, this is what you become if you sniff glue.
this person is a troll. Look at their comment history. Everything is just insulting people, and lemmy, talking about how much smarter they are than everything. Everything says this is a troll personality.
If not, well they are so stupid they aren't worth talking to.
No, kids, this is what happens when you are smart and think for yourself and go against the majority when you're right. You should question yourself often, kids. And learn when you're trapped in a comment stream of idiots. These people, kids, are idiots. And kids, you can manipulate them and say stuff to them, and they say things that are dumber and dumber, and you, my kids, not sniffing glue, get a pure high off watching them fall over themselves saying these meme-ish things. This is when you know, kids, that you have truly wasted your time well on idiots.
I, too, like to smell my own farts. Perhaps we could exchange scents
I don't know what alternative universe instance of Lemmy you use, but loving Keanu Reeves is one thing Lemmy and Reddit wholeheartedly agree on.
What is Reddit exactly? And how does this meme worship Keanu? It looks like it is shitting on him.
You're a strange one Mr Grinch.