Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids.... Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.
Ok, something milder, without any racism or other shit like that, just a happy kids' song about nuclear war. Here's rough Google translation of lyrics into English. Great song to sing along in the kindergarden! I mean every kid wishes to be nuked and can't wait for the moment!