Go ahead; .world is getting too big anyway.

It was a joke…

IIRC you are required to connect to internet to continue the setup process in newer versions.

OP was never seen again.

*ay.

Nix installs packages independently of what's been installed, so you'll get the exact same result if you skip 0 updates or 500.

What the fuck, US?

Also, it appears said prosecutors are here and downvoting this.

Yep, parentheses force {} to be interpreted as an expression rather than a block — same reason why IIFEs have !function instead of just function.

The inspector REPL evaluates as a statement-with-value (like eval), so the {} at the beginning is considered an empty block, not an object. This leaves +[], which is 0. I don't know what would make Node differ, however.

Edit: Tested it myself. It seems Node prefers evaluating this as an expression when it can, but explicitly using eval gives the inspector behavior:

I can't tell if this is Poe's law or not.

Flaked NixOS unstable

I'm blind, sorry

No NixOS?

nix run nixpkgs#firefox

Too jpeg'd

Yes, as well as automatically hiding new comments.

checks instance oh that makes sense nvm

Oh, that makes more sense! Thanks

What is the top graph? It seems to be some combined thing, but I can't figure out what.

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