What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?

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I used to work for a popular wrestling company, billionaire owner, very profitable, would write off any OSHA penalties as the 'cost of doing business' just as they did in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
- I want to believe.... but the morph has always been exactly.
  "nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table."
  But I want to believe...
  Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard... I'm sad 😢. I'm hoping that I'm way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?
  
  That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it's easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd's excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
  
  😢 I don't know what to feel anymore.
  
  What the fuck are you 2 talking about?
  
  Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.
  We believe this is an imposter.
  
  Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. 😢
  
  I assumed as much when the story didn't go on for at least three paragraphs first.
  
  Thank you for doing the research we all needed.
  
  I need a community for shittymorphs
- You son of a bitch, I don't know if you're the og shittymorph, but I missed that bastard.
  
  I want to believe
  
  https://lemmy.world/comment/1288076
- I’m not even mad. Feels like being home.
- Oh shit the legend lives on.
- Aw shit. Here we go again.
- And so it continues...
- Well done
- I don't know if you're the real one... but you're beautiful.
- I can die happy now, having seen this on the fediverse. Amazing.
- Thanks for keeping the tradition alive.
- Not the real one, comment doesn't feel right.
- I've actually worked several WWE events and despite the fact that Vince is a monster, they were a great show for locals to work on. There's lots wrong with wrestling, listen to the Behind the Bastards on Vince.
  I will say that Dan Snyder is a cunt of epic proportions, different sport/job but the amount of cunt he appears in the media is significantly less then reality.
- Holy moly
- Uhm are you the original or a copy cat? Although not sure why I ask I will not be sure it's true. Unless of course on reddit you mentioned this account or something.
  EDIT: Nevermind I already saw you aren't them.
- good
- mother. FUCKER YOU ARE HERE!!!!
- Nothing? No recognition at all? I see you. I validate you.

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