I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
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So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.
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What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?
7 0 ReplyA rag on a stick, frequent trips to the river, their left hand, nothing at all and the three seashells. We're some other options.
10 0 ReplyWe've still got a few years until the three seashells take over and Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.
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This post sent me down a rabbit hole.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene
The funniest one is the Japanese “chuugi”, translated to “shit stick”.
6 0 ReplyAs absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it's important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it's advanced beyond shit sticks.
6 0 ReplyImagine getting an asshole splinter?
2 0 ReplyNo. No I will not imagine that, thank you very much. Kittens are cute. Kittens are cute.
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Farmers almanac.
6 0 ReplySears catalog and corn cobs. No lie.
6 0 ReplySmart. One for the front, and one for the back.
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Various other things like leaves, rags, sponges, or leftover paper. Failing that a bare hand works: manners dictating you wash it after.
Some cultural hangups on the left hand being "unclean" stem from those cultures using that hand for hygienic reasons.
3 0 ReplyI dunno, but it probably involved slaves.
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