If they’re a company that deals in exposed machinery where hair can be caught in running, then good for them. It’s protective. Being essentially called isn’t fun for anyone.
If they’re not- then fuck them.
EDIT: I get it now. Thanks! I’m not good at this type of humor. So I took it literally. Thanks even for the explanations.
fellow ASDer: took me awhile to learn how to read subtext. Lots of practice and weird ideas. Now it's almost automatic and I've forgotten what ideas I've used (remembered one, a " mental workbench"). Except now masking is my obsession and it feels like 60-70% of my brain is dedicated just to "decoding" everything I hear (i.e. figuring out unspoken intent) ...
Yeah ... I'd rather have just never learned this to begin with, haha ... too exhausting ...
I didn’t get the point (or joke) of it until after when it was pointed out to me.. I don’t pick up on things like that easily. Figured I’d leave my original statement up as an homage to my inability to detect subtle humor.