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One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
22 1 ReplyPro move, don't turn the light on, sit to pee
35 0 ReplySuper pro move: don't turn the light on, piss all over.
12 1 ReplyHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
18 0 ReplyUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
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I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
7 0 ReplyDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
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No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
22 1 Replyaaand I fell into the toilet
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My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It's very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
5 0 ReplyThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
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Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
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