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Not to mention Charles Koch, Peter Thiel, and Donald Trump.
There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
Hopefully after a public explosive rectal prolapse.
After? You expecting them to put it back first?
No. I expect him to shit himself to death.
My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.
they'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.
What else are the GOP doing right now?
I think it's more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.
Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.
oh no what have you created
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Yes.
Beneath the porcelain skin.
Then again, he might just be exsanguinating half a dozen incels a week to keep his youthful looks. Maybe he's born with it; maybe it's Bathory.