Hang in there!

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Not to mention Charles Koch, Peter Thiel, and Donald Trump.
- There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
  
  My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.
  
  Hopefully after a public explosive rectal prolapse.
- Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.
  
  oh no what have you created
  
  Permanently Deleted
If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.
- Permanently Deleted
- Thank you
Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE
- Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so
We're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.
Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.
Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there's plenty!
Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.
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Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva

Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger...

Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.
Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.

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