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I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
"I give you happy poopy time!"
What's a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
🎵 It's gonna take some time to get this crap out of you
There's nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
Ass-frica*
It's a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.
Yes, but think about how exciting 16 year old you would be about having sex regularly, and having your own money to spend on hobbies.
30 year old me wants to know when that starts.
I just hooked a computer up to my TV. I've been playing games on it with an Xbox controller wirelessly.
Still, I'd be much more excited about getting a new fridge or stove.