Samuel Alito’s Mysterious Absence From Supreme Court Raises Questions
Samuel Alito’s Mysterious Absence From Supreme Court Raises Questions
Why is the Supreme Court justice missing from the bench two days in a row?
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Hes dead but they'll parade his corpse until elections
34 1 ReplyHas to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.
27 1 ReplyThat tracks, he gets an island, Thomas gets a bus where he's supposed to hang out in the back of.
5 0 ReplyLake Laogai?
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Probably on another luxury vacation to relax from all the stress, and refill his bank account.
17 0 ReplyFingers crossed for good news.
11 0 ReplyDon't get your hopes up, this kind of thing happens sometimes
15 0 ReplyI’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning.
Maybe he won’t recover…
9 1 ReplyWent to live with Scalia
7 1 ReplyMaybe he "fell" on a flag pole.
6 1 ReplyWeekend at Sammy's
5 1 ReplyHe's still rendering opinions.
2 0 ReplyMaybe his wife is doing that for him too now.
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