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My favorite to use: "not gonna lie to you."
40 0 ReplyMy coworker once when I asked him a hard question: "Don't make me lie to you."
I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.
23 0 Replywhen someone asks me an impossible question.
I think that response actually works for the loaded question:
“Have you stopped beating your wife?“
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Implying that you... sometimes do!? :-P
8 1 ReplyWhen it comes to how I'm feeling? Sure, often even
17 0 ReplyImplying that if you said "i'm (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)" would be a lie.
10 0 ReplySince it is super easy, barely an inconvenience, I am going to share this link from where my statement came from:-)
(I wish Lemmy would show preview pics of YouTube videos to let people have a glimpse of what they are in for, but hopefully my hints were enough here:-)
9 1 ReplyOh! Thank you for the context!
2 0 Reply8 0 Reply(off-topic: I LOVE this cat)
4 0 ReplyNot off topic at all - when he showed up, the topic became all about him, in true business cat style - he will not allow it any other way!!! 😹
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I usually just go with "sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit"
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