I love how even in your dream, the third party candidate is still a senior citizen. Couldn't break too far from reality.
Yeah but how good is his golf game?
wHaTs yOuR hAndiCap bRo?
I have a third party candidate named Chase Oliver who isn’t ancient and is on the ballot roll in all 50 states, i suggest everyone check him out (https://www.votechaseoliver.com/). PS just writing him off is giving power to the system that has so little respect for you, it gave you Trump v Biden again.
A white male one, at that!
This would break ꙅ̶͓͒̃̔̋̓̄͝ß̸̧͕̥̼̳̯̗̲̥̲͋̆͂I̵͈̝̥̙̿͛̐̄͠I̵͉̲̗̣͍̾́͌I̷̺͔̞̖̊͐̈́͌͋̏͊̏̾I̷̧̡̝̰̺͉̮̲͔̔̑̅͌̆̅̌͑I̶̢̱̩͙͈͙̳͚̓̃̄͂͜͜I̸̢͑̊͝l̴̨̢̡̺͖̬̐̚̚͜l third law of containment. Indeed, there is a similar party in the Harambe timeline.
This is obviously fake because Biden is not looking away from Trump with his mouth open drooling on himself looking slightly confused (although to be fair nothing Trump said made sense and what did make sense was false)
Trump audibly pooped his pants while answering a question
And yet still managed to shit the bed less than... Um...
...
...we beat Medicare!
That debate was impressively awful.
Man, after that debate, I would take shirtless libertarian man over these two any day.
What's next, requiring a licence to drive my toaster to work every morning?
“Rise and shine, Mister Gleek. Rise and … shine. Not that I … wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest … and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until … well, let's just say your hour has … come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Gleek. Wake up and … smell the ashes …”
Somebody gotta make this party real. Don't let your memes be dreams!
"He told me to tell you... He's sorry you didn't have bad memories of him?"
What's Gleek? Glee geek?
I thought gleek was when you yawned or are eating candy and that little jet of saliva squirts from under your tongue.
I've always heard it as gleet and have never been corrected. My life is a lie. Fair warning, I wouldn't look up gleet
