askchapo @hexbear.net PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland [he/him] @hexbear.net 1 yr. ago

Ever since I discovered this website

My wife says all I do is "chat with someone who probably calls themselves 'Comrade Shitmonster' about how Joe Biden is a pedo"

How do I convince her that

Comrade Shitmonster is entirely correct
this is all important praxis
Joe Biden is a pedo

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my partner calls yall "your hexbears". He comes here only to read the news mega so that he can tell me interesting stories he thinks ill like, before I can tell him. He really likes breaking news lol. he also lowkey thinks were larpers when we call each other comrade but he insist its not cringy when I do it (hey! we cant all be from real socialist countries!). he's lying lol. I love him. maybe show her the news mega, she might think youre smart.
- he also lowkey thinks were larpers when we call each other comrade
  
  it kinda is though, but I love it and do it all the same, because I think "comrade" is a wonderful word
  
  Maybe, but I find it to be a good non-binary way of addressing each other politely.
  
  agreed, Its cringe but its great.
- i only call someone comrade when i mean it
My wife invariably asks me "I thought you quit Reddit?" every time she sees me on Hexbear.

So you're all owned.
- Permanently Deleted
It's Comrade Hatsune Miku

It isn't, join an org

Catholic, anyone still doing that at this point should be get a lot of extra scrutiny
Why hasn't someone claimed @comrade_shitmonster yet
- I was so close to greatness
True.

False.

True.
dam she got you idk thats solid

PRNew England's wife post on hexbear
[borat voice] my wife!
My wife says she feels yours and sends her a hug
divorce.
Plot Twist: Your wife is Comrade Shitmonster.
Comrade Shitmonster is a sweetie pie who has never done anything wrong.
- Uncritical support for Comrade Shitmonster
- :cursed:
biden + hair + sniffing + videos

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