From the NYT : "Shortly after J.D. Vance’s selection was announced, his hometown, Middletown, Ohio, was pounded by a strong storm with hail the size of golf balls that cleared parks and splash pads as people fled for cover. "
God had the opportunity to end this in the funniest way possible back when Trump got COVID. Our mistake is in assuming Trump is the Pharaoh and not the Plague.
Wait shit, Middletown had a natural disaster. Wait, fuck that motherfucker is from Middletown‽ Here I thought I was just being a generalist to my state by saying that Appalachians didn’t get shit compared to queer folk here, but I spent enough time in Middletown to say for a fact that his book is whiny bs