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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

2y ago

So close too

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For a second I thought the pictures were a before and after, and was like "well they did a good job at least"
Then I realized 💀

The only thing he didn't try, weight loss.
- Because that one takes effort

I can’t tell who is David Beckham, mostly because I don’t know who that is.
- He's a husband of one of the Spice Girls
  
  Doesn't that guy run some kind of energy drink ad campaign?
- I’m not a sports person but even I know he was one of the biggest soccer players and most famous athletes in the world.
  
  I don't really care for football either, but the name rings a bell. Isn't he the guy who had the really funny and innacurate bronze statue made in his questionable honour?
- I don't know either but common sense tells me the guy on the left ain't him
- I think you just described me from every post in celebs
  Edit stupid autocorrect and tired
  
  I'm like this too. Like I know a few whose works I really enjoy (like Bette Midler), and then I know the names of others but I couldn't point them out in a crowd. I've heard the name David Beckham before, and I know he's some football guy, but I don't really know more than that.
- He's the guy who bends it.
  
  I am Beckham. Please insert girder.

What did he spend 20k on? The haircut?
- It certainly wasn't a personal trainer.

David Beckbeef..
- David ~~Beck~~Ham
  He also kinda looks like he got the TPUSA meme treatment where they shop the face to be too small for the head
  
  Only some of them. Dude genuinely has a tiny face.
- David backbacon

Maybe he has prosopagnosia and didn't realise the photos he supplied surgeons were of David Beckham and Steven Seagal.

Management would like you to tell the difference between between these 2 photos
- They are the same picture
  
  That's right !

If you think he looks like a numpty, wait unit you hear him. Dude is lost in space.
- He's even fatter than I thought. He could get a lot closer and actually save money by eating less food....
  
  yeah, but like maybe he's at his set point /s
- holy shit, it's uncanny!
- Yes the whiny Essex accent is so goddamn sexy.

another 90 grand should do it. Less than that on the back streets of Sao Paulo.
- São Paulo? I though Instabul and Praga were the points.
  
  they are but I know a guy

wish dot com Beckham

David Beckhampies

Looks just like him tho

Reminds me of Oli, the BTS dude who looks nothing like Jimin

He looks like he paid to have his face shrunk
- I think I can recognize him from Elder scrolls...
  
  He really is The Adoring Fan lol

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