Dude... I was fishing and a hexbear just ran by, bit a chunk off the flesh of my arm and kept running

Hexbears only eat bourgeoisie...

Oh I'm sorry I thought you were a sandwich

That's what you get for hurting fish! 💢

Yeah, that happens sometimes when you forget to debarb your hooks or if you don't wet your hands before handing a catch. You should probably take your forceps to all of your hooks to prevent this.

Catch anything good?

Sure they weren't shambling? Runner zombies are quite rare.