What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

literally none lol

Anything by fucking Imagine Dragons. More like imagine dragging myself behind my Cadillac for 6 blocks, it'd be more pleasant

Pepper by Butthole Surfers

"Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye.

Was played seemingly every hour back when I worked retail. Both in the store I worked in and many others. So incredibly overplayed.

2nd place would be any of Queen's absurdly overplayed songs. I don't even hear them as music anymore; they're just annoying noise.

The national anthem

Shake it Off by Taylor Swift

I don't know the name of it, but the one that goes "it's all about that bass, no treble".

These were both extremely popular at the same time at a point when I was frequently going to the gym. If I spent 90 minutes at the gym, I would hear both of these songs three times. I absolutely cannot stand them. I disliked the second one from the beginning and didn't care for the first, and then I heard each of them dozens and dozens of times over just a couple of months.

Baby shark

Aha, I'm onto you. I won't invite any of those songs to enter my mind and rattle around in there for the rest of the day by thinking about them. Good try, though.

There's this one song I keep forgetting the name of but it was super popular in the early 2000s and it was in the radio all the time. Damn I hate that song!

The Nickelback catalog. Most of Creed's too.

Butthole Surfers - Pepper is great, but it certainly brings intrusive thoughts with it:

The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.

There are no songs that would make me stab myself in the ear.

I was hoping this was a Sadam Hussein meme

The dance monkey song.

Roar by Katy Perry

I’m glad they pointed out what the foreign object was.

Rap songs where the artist just blurts out random words.

Time of my life - Black Eyed Peas

Knocking on heavens door - guns n roses

Radio Gaga by Queen

I had to hear that fucking song, on loop, non stop, for a whole week, when it was used to test the speaker systems on the cruise ship I was working aboard. You could not even escape it in your cabin while you slept. 😬

If I heard it come on in the grocery store while looking at Lean Cuisines, it would put everyone in that store at risk.

I misread this as what song you would hear when you did this.

Take me to church

Not that I would ever literally do that over a song, but basically anything grating like death metal and scremo, as well as disturbed's cover of "sound of silence" all make me want to get away from that abusive noise as fast as possible. About as close as normal decibel sound can get to physical pain for me.

Whatever Ireland did this Eurovision

Blinding lights

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Dance Monkey by Tones and I

Green Day in general. Feels like emo virtue signaling

No Doubt.

Hinder's Lips of an Angel. Just end me.

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

I love the song Harper Valley PTA. Great song. Very fun.

Once, before smartphones, on a car trip, one of sang the first few lines, and then neither of us could remember the rest. We then got lost, and spent the next 8+ hours driving before we got home. The entire fucking time it was stuck in our heads, with no respite. Just "I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow'd wife" on repeat. Over. And over. And over. And over again.

Once we got home and played, we naively assumed it was over. Alas, our brains had been conditioned. It was there for good. For 2 fucking weeks, it rattled around my skull and my mother's skull, relentlessly. Listening to it didn't help, not listening to it didn't help. Listening to other music didn't help. Sleep didn't help. It was the eternal intro. I thought I was going insane.

I cannot listen to that song anymore.

Angie Baby got stuck once pretty bad, too, but nothing like Harper Valley PTA