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I am a software developer at PornHub

pixelfed.de Gollum (@genfood@pixelfed.de)

I am a software developer at PornHub

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This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.
- Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?
  
  TikTok does this censoring
  
  China has to do with malware. However you want to define it. NSA has plugs everywhere, so does China.
  
  Censoring has to do with reach and realities of parasite media. Targeting young demo keeps platforms first growing then afloat(see kik still being around shoveling "teenager demo" while being a csm hell hole).
  
  This user is just obsessed with conspiracy theories. They deleted a bunch of comments about how the flat earth is fact. Something to do with ufo trajectories.
- You sure love your conspiracy theories. I can't imagine how many copies of catchers in the rye you must have.
- Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?
  
  Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.
  
  I agree. The millions and millions of liters of urine produced every day - and everywhere! - is just horrifying.
  
  What kind of world...!
Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?
- At least name it well. What's tw supposed to mean?
- Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.
  
  I also thought you weren’t supposed to kink shame?
- Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?
  
  Oh, I'm guessing you're one of the Vue degenerates, right?
Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.
- My poor virgin eyes can only handle so many naughty words
What's the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?
- You get more than $600 for fullstack?
  
  It depends (mostly on the timeframe)
- With man-on-man you're at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.
- Depends. Man on man is generic.
  
  Full stack is… you know. fullnstack
  
  How big does a stack of man on man have to be in order to be considered fullstack?
That was great
- Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔
  
  Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off
  
  At that point you either take a shower or start licking
Atleast his switches are well lubricated.
Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework
- That's not what the question asked tho
  
  Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off
  
  TIL piss rolls
  
  Tru fax
- React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior
  
  I'm not a front-end dev by any means, but man is Svelte nice to use.
  
  Years and years of trying to find a better web framework when php exists
  
  "Oh just use axios and await async the promise to make http calls"
  
  Statements dreamed up by the absolutely deranged
  
  Just use php and curl
- Well technically React isn't a framework it's just a UI library like jQuery. Nextjs would be the framework version of React. 🤓
  
  Found "that guy"!
  
  (Even though you're technically correct...)
  
  a UI library like jQuery
  
  Um.. what?

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