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Memes @lemmy.ml Matt Walsh (Real) @sh.itjust.works

2 mo. ago

fellas will relate 🙈

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I'm a fella. What am I supposed to relate to? SpongeBob's outline or Squidward's crossed arms? Or...?
- Have you never gone swimming? Have you never noticed your shrink wrapped junk the second you step out of the pool? Lmao
  
  How does that relate to the image though?
  
  When you go in/out of water, put your thumb in the waistband and pull it open a few millilitres on the side ro let air out/in. No akwardly bloated or clung swim trunks.
  
  Nope.
  
  Is this an American thing? Who's looking at your junk hoping to get a glimpse of shape under your shorts? Are you wearing shorts? You should cover up with your hands if you're not wearing shorts. Also, stop looking at your friend's crotches when they get out of the water. It's weird.
- Username checks out
- Your nipples get hard and cold so as a man you cross your arms across your chest.
the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

~~honestly I'm only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized~~
- Crossing out that sentence means you changed your mind after you wrote it?
  
  ~~Yes. I mean no.~~
  
  ~~pretend I'm whispering in your ear~~
  
  ~~^Super ^idol ^de ^xiàoróng ^dōu ^méi ^nǐ ^de ^tián ^bā ^yuè ^zhèngwǔ ^de ^yángguāng ^dōu ^méi ^nǐ ^yàoyǎn~~

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