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Terrified Conservative Planning To Move To 1930s Austria If Trump Loses

www.theonion.com Terrified Conservative Planning To Move To 1930s Austria If Trump Loses

ACWORTH, GA—In an effort to prepare for a “devastating” outcome, terrified conservative Clayton Hawkins told reporters Wednesday that he was planning to move to 1930s Austria if Donald Trump lost the presidential election. “I swear to god, if Kamala Harris wins in November, you can bet I’m getting ...

Terrified Conservative Planning To Move To 1930s Austria If Trump Loses
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