free license key included

But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?

Ordinarily I would be fine with this. I use Arch anyway. But an Arch system configured by somebody else? I'd be safer leaving my laptop at home!

If a laptop is left unattended long enough to do a fresh Arch install, it's probably been abandoned anyway.

Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support... indefinitely.

RedHat red hat

If you wanted to truly punish them, install Debian Stable

Does Carmen San Diego work there or something?

broken Nvidia Optimus free of charge

Easy. Buy a new laptop, let them upgrade from w•ndows to arch, then dump arch for something like MX or whatever else I use in the future. Then I wouldn't have to touch the default w•ndows installation forced into me.

Kinda wish someone would do this to me, because I'm never going to balls to do it myself

Fedora hat checks out

What if I got Secure Boot with custom keys?

Where do I buy that hat?

Where do I drop them off?

As long as you install and setup a DE for me!

I actually don't get the fuzz/meme about Arch Linux. Yes, the installer drops you into a shell where you need to fix the keyboard layout for starters and the next thing is preparing enough disk resources for the OS which is somehow ungodly hard. My point is that if you can't then you are not qualified to maintain the installation, or actually RTFM and start to fr think what you do.

I've messed around with Linux before but, I can't seem to find the time to relearn how to get a thumb drive of an easy distro on one. One day I'll get the thing working.

Burn that a.i. shit while youre at it

after i did such a harm to myself (installing arch), now i use windows 11