I dropped my Netflix subscription and just spend hours a day on OnlyHonk. Don't judge!
Be careful, friend. Honk addiction is a real thing. I was severely addicted to honk, and I lost so much energy to and money to Only honk. You should really consider No Flap. Not flapping your wings has been proven to increase your psychic mumbo jumbo!
Their tongues have teeth!
I freaking love this idea.
Oops, I mean: HONK!
The next day, every rake in a 1/2 mile radius was found in the nearest lake
HONK
Cobra chicken attacc!
so when do they actually reveal the gander, then?
or is the menu filled only with sauce for the geese?
Well if that sauce is good for them...
Well you know what they say. Whats good for the gander reveal party, is good for the goose.
The honkening.
A good tradition.
Ain't no party like a gander party!
i will give them all knives
How can there be no genders if they’re revealing ganders which are expressly male?
Only Honk.
Or
"There are no genders. Only Honk."
Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.
Alternatively: "Where we're going, we won't need genders to honk..."
