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Parody or not I would absolutely listen to that playlist.
Hmm didn't think about it but there could be some people actually planning for this. The people who maneuvered him into the VP candidacy, for starters.
leaves his alarm clock going every morning because he "likes the song"
Does he use eye liner?
nope, thats mold that is building up from never washing his face
Honestly, that's the most normal thing about him.
His spirit animal is the trash panda, after all.
Nicknamed "The Ghorkin" in high school. Buys his eyeliner in bulk. Disapproves of the Couch vs. Coach dichotomy. Pees in the kitchen sink so as not to have to use the gender neutral bathroom at home.
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