The congratulations one always gets me
71 0 ReplyIt's the good part of the joke, really.
5 0 Replyto me the funny part is that it uses the end points of a scale to expand using end points of two completely unrelated scales, phrases of approval and fucking loot (or taking card) rarity
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40 0 ReplyI fucking hate it when they don't know how to prepare a proper legendary steak at a restaurant
31 1 ReplyWdym I can't have my steak extraordinary?
11 0 ReplyMy restaurant just drags me out to pet the cow and I say thanks, pay them and go home.
4 0 ReplySounds like a pretty sweet deal
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Should have been ash-stounding
18 0 ReplyThis is awesome! But who is the unreal guy?
17 0 Replytim sweeney i think?
21 0 ReplyYep, that's him. For those who still don't get it: He's the CEO of Epic Games who are also the developers of Unreal Engine.
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I managed to make a congratulations bread some days ago. On the bright side, it was extra crispy all around
8 0 ReplyFuck you Tim
9 1 ReplyImpossible is its own spectrum.
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3 1 Replythere is much more room between rare and epic
2 0 ReplyAnd at the very top of the scale is...
4 12 Replypony pedophilia?
2 19 ReplyUm... No. It's from an episode where she takes a photograph of herself with the clichéd "duck lips" face...
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