Things Have Gone From Bad To Worse For Borderlands At The Box Office - Lots of people are going to lose lots of money on Borderlands
Things Have Gone From Bad To Worse For Borderlands At The Box Office - Lots of people are going to lose lots of money on Borderlands
Borderlands, the new film based on the beloved video game series, is shaping up to be one of the worst box office bombs of the modern era.
Popular media + all star leading cast = extremely likely to be a failed adaptation. I'm sure there are a few exceptions, but an ensemble cast of a half dozen top actors is a sign that they cared more about names. This kind of movie with that kind of cast is just begging for studio interference to create a bland experience that tries to appeal to everyone.
Please dont refer to kevin hart as a top actor lol he is awful
I also genuinely do not understand the appeal. But I also don’t understand the appeal of reaction videos on YouTube or network cop dramas, and they are also profoundly popular with stupid people.
Yahya Abdul-Mateen was right there!
Because: (Popular media + all star leading cast)*(Fraction of budget and time given to the writing and pre/post production teams)
The thing I don't understand at all is why use Jack Black for Claptrap? I love the guy but they could have just used the voice actor from the game.
The even advertise the movie with Jack Black here in Germany although in the german dub it’s someone else.
That's actually really funny.
https://www.pcgamer.com/former-claptrap-voice-actor-details-randy-pitchford-assault-allegations/
The OG claptrap wouldn't have done it anyway.
Well, he would have. If they paid their bills.
They clearly went all in on name recognition.
It's what I'm glad Super Mario wasn't.
I hope they know it's not because we didn't want a borderlands movie. It could have been good, but they didn't choose that path.
Oh, if you can be sure of one thing it's that execs will draw the completely wrong conclusions from this.
I have a really hard time imagining a good Borderlands movie. It would basically need to be a different franchise like Mad Max.
Right? Like I see folks in this thread and elsewhere echoing some of the typical things you hear when Hollywood botches an adaptation. Things like "it would be better if it was faithful to the source material" and other sentiments like that.
However, in this case, the one aspect of the games that is easily translateable to film (the writing) seems to have aged the absolute worst. Self-referential Internet humor was a bold, unique aesthetic in 2009, but it's been largely played out the 15 years since the og game released, or at least Borderlands' take on that style of humor has gotten stale. Maybe the writing was better outside of 2 and Tiny Tina's (the entries I played the most), but I sort of doubt it.
I would not want to be tasked with adapting Borderlands. Stick close to the source material, get flamed for writing something juvenile. Diverge from the source material, get accused of not capturing the spirit of the franchise. It's an impossible situation.
Lionsgate is not nearly as big as Universal, Paramount, or Disney and is not as well equipped to handle such a big loss.
Tiniest violins are playing for them right now
A market dominated by very few super corporations, a new smaller company tries to break through and break the oligopoly, but hey, they made a bad decision on a particular product, let's make fun of them, surely the market is better without those busybodies, Disney would have done better
Lots of people are going to lose lots of money on Borderlands
Not me lol.
But good for them. To make a movie is a big investment and a big bet. To make a videogame adaptation while pissing on the source material while also a bad movie, they deserve this much.
Maybe try making a good movie and people will like it.
Oh no
Anyway...
The minute I saw it was PG-13 I knew it would be pure shite. Then I saw Kevin Heart is in it and I knew it was would be a flaming piece of shite.
Their first mistake was not making it R-rated. Their second mistake was making it live action and not animated (in the style of the games).
Third was the piss filter.
Oh nooo. Just means more debt is available to offset future taxable income.
Good.
Tbh though, the horrible reviews make me want to see it. Before it came out, I was meh about it. I never played the regular borderlands games much, though I lobe tiny tina's wonderlands. So it was something I would have watched if it was on, but nothing I'd put effort into.
Now though, it's at the point where if it's that bad, I want to see the train wreck.
I strongly advise against seeing this movie, not even as a hate-watch. It's not the kind of "good" bad, it's just "boring" bad.
Honestly it's not even worth pirating.
I've said this before but I got a free ticket to watch it so I watched it.
The only movie I've ever seen that was worse than that was The adventures of Pluto Nash, and The adventures of Pluto Nash taught me how to recognize what a bad movie was.
I have posted a full review a while ago here so if you want to read that just scroll through my history and it's not that far down, I'm not going to repost a 500 word article here.
I enjoyed the first two games and am curious.
It can't be worse than the Pre-Sequel, right?
BL 3 was just... there. It wasn't BAD it just... "Of all the Borderlands games, 3 was one of them!"