England, an explainer

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London: I don't even think about you, at all.
- That explains a lot
- You pay for them though :D
England 🤝Rest of the world Hating England
- Yet another successful export of the Empire, and, like our sports, the colonies are probably better at it than us.
- Bloody English, they ruined England!
The Midlands only exists if Manchester is the capital of it.
- Nice, this is insulting for everyone.
  
  Except Southerners who think everything beyond the Watford Gap has "here be dragons" written on it.
- As someone from the Midlands, I'd rather not exist than be associated with the Mancs.
  
  As a Manc, I’m gonna stab you.
Technically I live in the East of England which is such a complete nonentity that it doesn't even make it into this diagram other than as part of The South.
- I used to love that every time I drove through Bedford, the sign said "welcome to Bedford midpoint of the Oxford Cambridge arc"
  
  Such a nonentity that even the council couldn't be fucked to say something about it.

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