I just noticed there's another tryhard flex within the tryhard flex: the "listening at 1.25x speed" thing. Because unless you do that you're not optimizing your verysmartness points.
"I love this new genre of music I've invented called 'Hustlegrindcore' which is just audiobooks played back so fast that they become a background whine. But you can still say you read the book! Like, I read Infinite Jest in 3.5 minutes last night, it was great!"
I imagine it would pretty much just turn into extratone/splitter but without any underlying rhythmic structure since the sentence lengths would all be different
Wait so it would just be noise probably since extratone is pretty much all about converting rhythm to pitch by going extremely fast and not having regular rhythms undergirding it would just make noise
There's a guy who goes by CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP and he hooks up a bucket full of metal objects and smashes it through some kind of audio equipment. You're not making it sound bad to me
Like, I read Infinite Jest in 3.5 minutes last night, it was great!"
I swear I get allergic reactions just hearing the name of that book. The most insufferable douchebags I ever met in college used it like some sort of magic trinket to seem both smart and to try to get laid.