Bidet anyone?

Bidets fuck hard.

I'd love to buy a bidet. I just can't afford it.

When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum

Three seashells and a poop knife was good enough for my pappy and my grandpappy and his pappy before him, and it’s damn well good enough for me & my sons.

Wouldn't recommend. I bought a Kärcher brand one some time ago, it had too much pressure. Got my butt cleaned to the bone though.

Edit: I appreciate the advice about pressure, but folks, I was joking about power washers 😆

Such a huge difference in cleanliness when using these.

Shat as far as what now?

like walking on others poop/butt water is so civilized. wet wipes are the way to go.

Yes, and if you don't have this, use one of these

I highly recommend the rinseworks bidet. It is designed much better than the one from the pic. You don't have to shove your entire hand in the toilet to use it. https://rinseworks.com/

Sorry. You are all primitive peoples if not using a toto.

I grew up in a Muslim country and I hate these. They are always either too strong or too weak. And they somehow always leak (no idea why).

Wet wipes ftw.

Thanks. That's a reasonable review. I hate that people claim bidets to be magic.

I know Europe loves to shit all over the US on this topic.

Unless I'm sick, well over 95% of my poops take place immediately before I shower. I don't really see how this is any different.