Instead of it being a young guy trying to impress Swift it's one on her Swifties with a hello kitty rifle.
Kinda slaps ngl
I want one so bad
no wonder tee U.S. didn't get high in the shooting olympics, you guys suck at the one thing
Would be assassin really fucked up the opportunity to make amazing meme material
Imagine if he'd actually gotten whacked
From the San Francisco Chronicle several months ago:
The assassin that succeeds will be a Swiftie
This would be a poetic culmination of the merging of politics and pop culture that Trump built his political career on.
A swiftie would have made way more sense dramatically than a Haley/Ramaswamy dream ticket stan
Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night.
side note that dude at the trump campaign who sends out the emails for donations must be on the payroll clocking in a lot of overtime because he sure is quick... what they say? 15 minutes after the shot was fired?
