When I Hear Florida Schools Will Teach How Slavery Brought ‘Personal Benefit’ to Black People

they'll what now?

Yeah, I gotta get the fuck out of here.

Ahhh... The old "replace factual history with 'belief-ism'" tactic. What's the saying? "Those who don't read history are doomed to repeat it"

I can't imagine living with as much insecurity as conservatives face every day

It has to be a nightmare. Maybe that's why they so mad all the time at the sightest breeze of sanity

Ok, so I know "retarded" is an offensive and outdated term, but I propose we redefine it as "being ignorant, knowing that you are, and stubbornly refusing to make any attempt to fix it".

Used in a sentence: Ron DeSantis is retarded.

Hm if black people benefitted from slavery, why not reintroduce slavery then? And while you are at it, maybe white people want to benefit, too? Maybe DeSantis specifically could also benefit. Let's make him "benefit". /s

I mean, has anyone really crunched the numbers on if that's possible? If not I say we look into it maybe.

When you realize that Florida man can and does run for office 😵‍💫

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in ~~Arizona~~ Alabama Bay.

Dear all those people that made this happen.

Fuck you.

Don't worry, they're the first state that'll be underwater from climate change and simultaneously one of the biggest deniers of it. No sawing required.