FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I
BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM
25 0 ReplyI AM ENAMORED OF AMPLE POSTERIORS.
FURTHERMORE, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO UTTER FALSEHOODS.
19 0 ReplyTHE AWNING. THE AWNING.
THE AWNING ART AFLAME!
TO THE GLASS PORTHOLES! TO THE RAMPARTS!
TO THE PERSPIRATION OF MY GONADS!
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Me when I walk past a mirror and see the handsome man:
23 0 ReplyIt's the guy walking next to you, isn't it?
9 0 ReplyYeah :(
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Greatest disappointment of my life was going to the Louvre and finding out this painting was in an area closed for renovations.
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acquire paintings
16 0 ReplyOh. Trust me. Many a loud, fat attempt was made to parkour over the barrier they put up.
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This looks familiar. 😁
10 0 ReplyHoly crap, you're right. It looks exactly like Paul Scheer.
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I love this artist. His self portraits are wild and zainy.
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For the uninitiated
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2 0 ReplyLook I'm not saying anyone should be shamed for their teeth, but he didn't have to paint em THAT realistic
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