They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they're currently standing for Jesus.
It's always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?
I got all the way down on my one knee and nothing short of the second coming is gonna move me from this spot
Don't think you can swallow the first coming in time?
Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all
3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
When the president stands, nobody sits
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn't Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he's a super dick about it:
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
The guy in the middle can't tie his tie correctly. You don't leave it hanging on the side like that. I don't trust guys like that.
Ok I think I've got it.
Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.Of shit what if it's like Captain planet, and if they all stand up at the same time it'll summon Jesus?
They're not allowed standing because they don't want to trigger the rapture!
There is a lot of moustache going on there.
Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?
They're waiting for Jesus' second coming
