If you ask for a test drive, they just trade you keys for your "license" and you can print those at home. Plus, a sales associate will often hop in the passenger seat to come home with you. Free car and a free sales associate. They will probably have a driver's license with them, too, so rinse and repeat.
Hell, when I went for a test drive early this year before I got my car, the sales guy just gave me the keys and told me to bring it back in 30 mins. He just wrote my name down on a piece of paper and let me go; didn't even ask for my license.
This is where you're confused. It's a 1099a. Lowercase a.
It's a secret form you can only download from Facebook after you post that "I HEREBY RESERVE MY COPYRIGHTS OF ALL WORKS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE" then follow it up with "MARK ZUCKERBURG IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE MY PICTURES" then a secret link shows up and lets you download them straight to your printer, but only a few, and the paper dissolves if you don't use it within 18 months after printing them.
Don't forget to buy a year of insider info from your local sovcit guru, or they won't be valid. Each one has a number unique to you, absolutely do not share it or ask others for their's, or they can steal your secret bank account.
Yes, go to the bank and ask a teller for access to your trust fund. Now all we need to do is wait for the inevitable follow-up post on how banks are denying their rights and other unhinged insanity.