Mercury is dealing with some stuff [Too Much Coffee Man]
Mercury is dealing with some stuff [Too Much Coffee Man]
Mercury has an average surface temperature of around 167°C, Venus is much hotter with an average of 464°C
20 0 ReplyAh, 2nd world problems.
15 1 ReplyYeah but Venus is a dry heat...
7 0 ReplyAn acidic heat
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This just adds to the joke, right? 1st world problems being problems which would be wildly undermined if compared to other's problems.
5 0 ReplyThe year was 2174 - Humans decide they want to Make Venus habitable by converting the atmosphere into one suitable to humans.
The year was 2182 - oops, 7 planets in the solar system you say? How the fuck did we do that bad
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the inaccurate scale of the planets tho...
16 2 ReplyI think I could live with the scale error, and even forgive the lack of asteroid belt, if only Venus wasn't smaller than Mercury.
... Maybe I'm taking this a little too seriously.
12 0 ReplyRight? Venus, Earth, and Mars should all be pretty similar. Mercury should be about the size of the moon or a little bigger. Jupiter doesn't need to be fuck off huge, but at least a bit bigger than Saturn.
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true scale would mean less-than-a-pixel inner planets
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Butt somehow its backside is always too cold - make up your damn mind!? :-P
10 0 ReplySounds like my wife.
She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing...
5 0 ReplyWell at least you keep her warm:-)
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My watch always runs slow!
- Mercury
6 1 ReplyPshah! That hemisphere would be cold.
4 0 ReplyWhen this happens to me I just kick the cat out of bed.
4 0 ReplyIs a planet a world ? Is the world the universe ? I've heard the earth being called "the world" but never other planets.
3 0 ReplyIt depends. If the planet is sentient, as in the context of a joke, then probably okay to call it a world. But other times? Hell no.
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